pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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