I must be too annoying 4 u.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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