I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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