Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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