I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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