respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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