He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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