we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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