u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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