I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
