Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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