i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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