i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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