so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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