Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
