But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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