i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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