I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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