How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Drake has all the answers
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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