dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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