too bad you live with your parents still
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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