Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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