About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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