I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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