I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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