I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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