Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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