is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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