i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Actions speak louder than pants.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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