when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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