look no pants
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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