He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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