OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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