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She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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