Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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