so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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