I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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