if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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