oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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