just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Even my vagina gasped.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
This is my gift to your gina
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How does it feel to date your dad?
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