That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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