i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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