I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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