well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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