East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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