Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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