He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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