Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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