dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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