why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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