is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
