i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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